Minarble

joined 2 years ago
[–] Minarble@aussie.zone 13 points 7 months ago

“As Election Day approaches, however, Trump’s supporters in the business community seem to have realized that his proposals are unworkable and would wreak havoc on the financial system. The only way to make the numbers add up is to pair higher taxes on the bottom 80% with big cuts in programs such as Social Security, Medicare, Medicaid, food stamps, federal aid to education, and so forth. The exact balance of such cuts is unclear, though Johnson is clearly interested in cutting health programs.”

Good article…Trump will trash the economy for no reason other than tax cuts for billionaires

[–] Minarble@aussie.zone 1 points 7 months ago

No worries, I just really can’t believe he knob gobbled a microphone at a rally that he knew would be captured on video!

[–] Minarble@aussie.zone 29 points 7 months ago

I’m not sure how but they missed the bit where he gave the microphone a hand job then followed up with a quick head job.

You know… normal campaign stuff just before the election…

[–] Minarble@aussie.zone 17 points 7 months ago (2 children)

If Will Ferrel did this in a skit people would be saying he had jumped the shark.

Trump in the final week before the Presidential election for the United States of America just mimicked giving a blow job to a microphone.

After giving it a good handjob.

It’s on video in the article.

It’s real.

It’s beyond bizarre, it’s Trump.

[–] Minarble@aussie.zone 48 points 7 months ago (5 children)

THIS is not an onion article

This IS not an onion article.

This is NOT an onion article

This is not AN onion article

This is not an ONION article

This is not an onion ARTICLE

[–] Minarble@aussie.zone 51 points 7 months ago (3 children)

“I get so angry. I’m up here seething. I’m seething. I’m working my ass off with this stupid mic. I’m blowing out my left arm, now I’m going to blow out my right arm, and I’m blowing out my damn throat too, because these stupid people.”

Old angry fat man is to old and weak to hold onto a microphone. Sad!

[–] Minarble@aussie.zone 13 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Took the mask of just a little bit to soon.

[–] Minarble@aussie.zone 9 points 7 months ago

It’s starting to look like he might just be a real dipshit.

[–] Minarble@aussie.zone 55 points 7 months ago (3 children)

Old man Trump meets all the criteria of the anti-Christ and they are lining up to worship him.

[–] Minarble@aussie.zone 13 points 7 months ago

Ceramics…. There is an Isaac Asimov story where the only evidence they can find that humans used to live on Earth is the presence of what appear to be toilets and sinks. All else is dust.

[–] Minarble@aussie.zone 18 points 7 months ago (7 children)

““He’s doing a good job,” Trump said about the Israeli leader. “Biden is trying to hold him back, just so you understand, Biden is more superior to the VP. He’s trying to hold him back, and he probably should be doing the opposite, actually. I’m glad that [Netanyahu] decided to do what he had to do, but it’s moving along pretty good.”

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