MisterNeon

As a dude that grew up in Texas I say this from the bottom of my heart,

"Fuck off Ted! Musk took mine and all these other folks jobs! Fuck him and fuck you! I would say go back where you come from, but I like Canadians and they don't deserve to have to deal with you!"

What can go wrong will go wrong.

I'm not seeing a photo here my dude.

Nah but I've seen his videos. I'm a Mesoamerican history nerd (if you click on my profile you'll see Tezcatlipoca) and I do possess a few books about South America. If I'm going to be fucking up the timeline I'm sure as Hell going to be giving the aboriginals a heads up.

A. Dead. It's freaking Peru and I'm a tubby weakling from the swamps. The elements will strike me down.

B. Fine. I got an alpaca wool poncho so I won't be that out of place. I'll bring some survival books and a bug out bag.

C. New World Order. "Ok fellas you see all these funky looking codices on multiple shelves? Some of them have your future and the future of the peoples living on the continent north of you. See these maps, accurate to the finger length. All yours for the price of making friends with the altepeme around Lake Texcoco and killing anyone with my skin color immediately for the rest of time."

Wow it looks like the Nokia N-Gage.

And it resembles nothing else at all.

1. Cancer.
2. Heart related disease.
3. Exposure to the elements.
4. Shot randomly (American).
5. Hit by vehicle.

I feel like if they saw me naked I would be barred from entering the E.U.

I'm a wage slave, that's almost as bad.

Are they never restart?

What?

I'm funny.

I knew a dude that would fill his truck up with New Glarus beer and drive back home to Texas. New Glarus Wisconsin Belgian Red is ambrosia meant for the gods to be served at their "better" parties.