NigelFrobisher

What’s the point of all that armour if his head is just totally exposed? May as well ditch it for full mobility, and then at least he could lift the spear into a decent thrusting stance.

I have owned and used one of these.

This is just like when Monkey went on from the ITV Digital adverts to also do PG Tips.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monkey_(character)

Oh no, you’ve summoned THEM.

Tbf the Normans were not really French.

I can’t believe there was never a scandal about the short that suggests you can leave “The Matrix” by jumping to your death.

This is how you get out of a social situation in England too, except you say “well”.

This has the same energy as the time a sub-editor changed “rugby hooker” to the more US-friendly “rugby prostitute”, preserving the meaning perfectly.

4 is Liz checking the programme to see how many more parades she has to wave at before she can have a bath.

House Of Ashur, which I’m starting tomorrow.

I dunno, I bet he gets out sometimes when no-one is watching, or to go to bed.