OpticalMoose

joined 2 years ago
[–] OpticalMoose@discuss.tchncs.de 14 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Maybe I'm a weirdo, but I think it's rude to ask someone why they're not married and/or don't have kids, especially if you just met.

Just for kicks, I told a few people I was divorced and they were totally ok with it. But saying you're not married invites a ton of follow up questions.

[–] OpticalMoose@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 6 months ago (1 children)

It points out how the typical person doesn't participate in the electoral process, but still complains about policies that elected leaders enact.

Whether it's funny or not is up to you. Comedy is subjective.

[–] OpticalMoose@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I love the Shin and Buldak brands. I could probably eat ramen every day, but I keep seeing articles about how refined, bleached flour is linked to heart disease. We just can't have anything nice.

[–] OpticalMoose@discuss.tchncs.de 10 points 6 months ago

I didn't realize Schroeder was that much younger than the rest of the gang. So I guess this makes Lucy a cougar since she's always chasing him.

[–] OpticalMoose@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 6 months ago (3 children)

Damn. I've been looking for some decent whole-wheat ramen for ages. I can't believe it's not more popular.

[–] OpticalMoose@discuss.tchncs.de 31 points 6 months ago (3 children)

Little Bobby Tables nods approvingly.

(an old XKCD joke)

[–] OpticalMoose@discuss.tchncs.de 55 points 7 months ago (1 children)

We (Americans) use the word job for all those things, but actually getting paid for them is illegal. 😡

[–] OpticalMoose@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 7 months ago

Or when I make a meme, but it's not really pertinent to anything right now, so I leave it on my drive and just wait ...

[–] OpticalMoose@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 7 months ago

If they cancel my $5/month plan, I'm out. I'm not spending any more than that.

[–] OpticalMoose@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Finally, a chance to cash in on my bored lemmings.

[–] OpticalMoose@discuss.tchncs.de 11 points 7 months ago

No, I just don't enjoy watching people be toxic to other people, then ending their comments with "LMFAO" to top it off.

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