He sees you when you're crashing,
He knows you've locked your brakes.
He's there when you back into folks
And when your lead fuel gives you shakes.
So, until you buckle up,
Until you burn clean,
Until you limit drunks
And embrace the green:
Grandpa Clause is saving your Ford
Plus it's not just about total time between "I want food" and "Nom nom". There's also the matter of how usable that time is. On a good day it might only take me a few minutes longer to get fast food, but all of that time is spent behind the wheel and most of it is spent driving. Making a sandwich at home, on the other hand, only about a minute is spent actively handling food. The other seventeen minutes while the patty cooks are free; I can it spend doing anything I please. So instead of comparing twenty minutes for fast food vs. eighteen minutes for DIY, it's really more like twenty minutes vs. one minute.