PlatypusXray

joined 2 years ago
[–] PlatypusXray@feddit.de 30 points 2 years ago (4 children)

Totalitäre Diktaturen überwachen ihre Bürger um sie zu unterdrücken. Die demokratisch total legitimierte EU überwacht ihre Bürger um sie vor Terroristen und Kinderpornos zu schützen, von wirklich schlimmen Sachen wie Urheberrechtsverletzung mal ganz zu schweigen.

[–] PlatypusXray@feddit.de 22 points 2 years ago

Still less evil than Google

[–] PlatypusXray@feddit.de 1 points 2 years ago

Warum nicht auch Führerschein ab der Geburt? Warum nicht die volle Geschäftsfähigkeit sobald man keine Windeln mehr braucht? Ach so, da könnte was passieren? Ok, dann doch lieber nur das Wahlrecht.

[–] PlatypusXray@feddit.de 25 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

It would actually be really cool if the Spanish male National team won the next World Cup and their captain waited for Rubiales to stand right in front of him, then pulled his head close with both hands and shoved his tongue into his mouth. Later he would declare that it was just a spontaneous, emotional action.

[–] PlatypusXray@feddit.de 14 points 2 years ago

Manche Wähler: "Klar, die CDU ist nicht perfekt, aber bei der Wahlentscheidung geht es eben darum, denen die Stimme zu geben, denen man noch den besten Umgang mit der Verantwortung zutraut. Auch wenn es niemals die eine Partei geben kann, die..."

CDU: "FICKT! EUCH! HÄRTER!"

[–] PlatypusXray@feddit.de 7 points 2 years ago

The problem was that all of the plane‘s windows, including the front ones, were welded shut to prevent defenestration.

[–] PlatypusXray@feddit.de 1 points 2 years ago

Yeah, cos if you don’t succeed at the western front, you make another one in the east. That has always worked, right?

[–] PlatypusXray@feddit.de 9 points 2 years ago

I remember a time when bad things would have happened to traitors in America. Looks like being a traitor is ok now.

[–] PlatypusXray@feddit.de 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

„grown up“ lol

[–] PlatypusXray@feddit.de 28 points 2 years ago

Time to buy the balloons.

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