Poots

joined 10 months ago
[–] Poots@mander.xyz 3 points 5 months ago

An obnoxiously bright Scion tC. I bought it while in college but can’t really afford to replace it now that it’s paid off. I’m going to 40 and still driving that thing, I swear. I’m just not willing to work 30 jobs to make rent, bills, and a car payment work.

[–] Poots@mander.xyz 11 points 5 months ago (3 children)

This sounds suspiciously like my 2024

[–] Poots@mander.xyz 7 points 5 months ago

The knowing grin, the slightly furrowed brow…yep, Luigiana out here to fuck shit up and not look back!

[–] Poots@mander.xyz 4 points 5 months ago

Ooh thank you. I thought it was a generic insult but that connects now!

[–] Poots@mander.xyz 2 points 5 months ago

Perhaps it’d still be quite a hog but consider that the plaster could be making it seem thicker. I’d like to see the inner hole for conclusive cock judgement.

[–] Poots@mander.xyz 1 points 5 months ago

Her bullies even visited her in the hospital to take pics and post them to social media for further bullying. My god, kids are absolute psychopaths sometimes.

[–] Poots@mander.xyz 6 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

I eagerly await my $3.50 settlement compensation that gets delivered to me as a GH coupon.

“We have added a class action waiver and a mandatory arbitration provision.”

[–] Poots@mander.xyz 4 points 5 months ago

I can second the Concept 2. I’ve had mine a few years and it’s still a solid workout.

[–] Poots@mander.xyz 38 points 5 months ago (4 children)

Seriously, they have a decently long cord and you can go for hours with zero chance of battery drop off ruining the moment…you know, unless that’s your sort of thing anyway.

[–] Poots@mander.xyz 84 points 6 months ago (8 children)

WHY IS THE TITLE CENSORED!? THIS IS THE INTERNET - YOU CAN SAY RULE , LOSER!

[–] Poots@mander.xyz 2 points 6 months ago

It sure is a love/hate dish. My issue is that the meat smells too similar to dog food or, frankly, vomit.

[–] Poots@mander.xyz 2 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Lotto tickets and candy, maybe practical things like a new umbrella that are lame to gift otherwise.

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