Damn, this made an otherwise shit day actually feel better 
. Truly uplifting news and a big fat Death to AmeriKKKa and everyone else who targeted and tortured him for the crime of exposing their atrocities to the world.
RustyVenture
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Same. My friends and I had a big laugh over the resurrection of Paul Bearer.
Oh well 
still hilarious.
Edit: Oh my god, now I'm going through his account and there are some amazing works in there. 10/10 bit.
In addition to just doing the “but Trump’s cognitive decline!!” bit, there’s also a ton of “I’m forgetful too and I’m only 38!” or “let’s cut the guy some slack! Watch his SOTU speech and tell me he’s got cognitive decline!” which is just…yeah.
“The Emperor’s New Clothes” is an instruction manual for these freaks.
This thread could've been its own post here imo. Just too good.
"Technically, they only had a 72-day working majority, sweaty. What did you expect them to get done? Don't you know how long it took to get the ACA passed? Don't let the perfect be the enemy of good!"
"Y'all there weren't 60 pro-choice senators in 2009. There still aren't, but there weren't then, either, so I don't know what you wanted from them."
"The president is not a king no matter how much you Bernie Bros want it to be true!"
Polls only have utility when they're confirming my biases or proving how dogshit Amerikkka is, otherwise I will make up a reason to dismiss them!
On 
politics the Brandon fart-huffers keep saying “Biden is doing what most Americans want” on the border and then posting polls to prove it. Simultaneously, if there’s any mention of his approval ratings or his chances of winning reelection, then all polls are fundamentally flawed and should not be trusted because the only people who ever participate in them are old fogeys with landlines.
Which way, Brandon Bros?
Well sweaty, when they get help from their buddies China, Iran, Hamas, Hezbollah, and North Korea, suddenly there’s more than enough resources to destroy the entire western world by creating divisions between us
Can't stop laughing at all of the "if Biden/Schumer puts the screws to Manchin, he'll just leave the party and nuke the razor thin Senate majority!!" whining they do whenever anyone brings up how weird it is that he's nearly always rewarded despite often acting as a singular roadblock to the Democrats' supposedly closely-held policy goals.
Well, it happened anyway, losers! Now what are you gonna do?
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