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Grapefruit can put up a bit of a fight.

Severance therapy

And insurance goes up now that it would be more expensive to replace.

Just get a wing nut socket/driver and treat them like any other nut.

Make sure to use a fake accent when talking to strangers on the phone

How many sets of mammaries?

When I went to Paris this summer, lots of locals were smoking. The odor of Paris was urine and cigarettes.

As long as the money isn't part of an investigation, the company will be able to access it within the month.

Congratulations, you will now have loofah plants popping up forever

Yes, mostly I just need to manage my allergies.

That's fair

That's when you blame it on the damn electric toothbrush