SeeYouOsciLator

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[–] SeeYouOsciLator@lemmy.wtf 6 points 12 hours ago

Mr president, this is a Wendy's

[–] SeeYouOsciLator@lemmy.wtf 1 points 3 days ago

What about a conviction and prison sentence? "oh noooo, boohoo, no more titles, the inhumanity! The suffering, the horrors!"

[–] SeeYouOsciLator@lemmy.wtf 4 points 3 days ago

Now with him in prison his coworkers have an even bigger workload. If I ever end up old and in pain, please feed me too much pain killers. You know what? I don't need to be old. Just give me the damn pills.