Selmafudd

Added bonus if you get 2 of them you can see behind you at the same time

I know absolutely zero German but my guess is he is saying I guard my children??

No just the mornings

This is some enigma date code shit.. nearly broke my head trying to work out my birthday

Edit: fuck I see why my birthday wasn't making sense now, you have the same digit of day and year

Mine does the same thing every morning, sits at her bowl, I open the cupboard door and pull out bag of food, start to tip it and as soon as the first tiny biscuit hits the bowl she fucking dives into it, her head pushing the bag away stopping me for adding more food so she snaps up the 10 or 12 that I managed to get in the bowl, then the other 10 or 12 that fell around the floor and then looks up at me and meows and I just stare back at her wondering if today is the day I stop owning a cat

It's all good. As an old man now I can confirm we stay cool, it's the kids that aren't with it.

40w Edison's

Narh it wasn't afterburner I did have that too, I tried looking for it after I posted that comment but Google is just filled with a million people selling old master systems

I had a master system too and actually owned a game that required both controller for single player, can't remember the name of it, was a fighter jet game

Honestly, because the name sounds shit.. fucking Aussie zone.. who came up with that?

I was having a few drinks last weekend and you know that slight buzz you get when you're only a few drinks in? I thought how fucking good would it be to feel like that all the time.... Is that kind of what this shit does??

Now in banana flavour!