All the hooks have been latched on. Backdoors opened. The vaults copied and shuffled away.
Its been a long while, but the answer was posed very early on, and it kinda sucks.
Start over from the ground up. Throw everything out, don't let it network into the new system.
So of course, it'll never happen.
A useful misconception, and a mind both intelligent and integral enough to utilise that in a non-malicious manner.