SippyCup

Worse than they used to be?

WHAT? JUST BECAUSE WE ROUNDED THEM UP AND PUT THEM IN CAMPS WITH NO FOOD OR WATER WE'RE THE BAD GUY???

we HAD to do that, we had HUNTED their primary FOOD SOURCE in to OBLIVION.

I did. I said it.

I fucking meant it too. YOU CHERISH THAT WOMAN GODDAMNIT.

now if you'll excuse me I'll be in my BASEMENT. VIBING. until my WIFE GETS HOME.

I'm just glad I pirated the premium version

The gamification only works until you figure out the rules they used.

I have completed multiple lessons on Duolingo without ever reading the prompt. I even started a language I knew nothing about because I felt like I wasn't actually absorbing anything in the language I'd spent more than a year on, and pretty much the same results. After a few lessons it became possible to complete lessons basically blind.

They know it's bad. They want you locked in to their ecosystem. The goal is to be the first to get consumers locked in. So they're rushing to market with incomplete products because if they don't release NOW someone else might beat them to it.

Weeeellll classic memes are often celebrated for their excellence but there is a new meme featuring Orson Welles inspired by that same classic excellence. It is written in his voice and like the most choice classic memes, is fresh and OC so Orson Welles....

You receive: 8 dollars an hour and trauma.

I receive: all the wealth your labor generates, whenever I want it.

Deal or no deal?

Beautiful

I DEMAND MORE ORSON WELLES STYLE MEMES

Hey remember that time Joe Biden, chair of the judiciary committee bent over backwards to protect Clarence Thomas when Thomas was accused of inappropriate sexual absences?

From the business owners to the CEOs, the Democrats are here to hear you. All the people, white or tan, brown people of light complexion as long as they have a 401k and 10 million in assets they will LISTEN