Slinky5737

joined 2 years ago
[–] Slinky5737 182 points 2 years ago (3 children)
[–] Slinky5737 35 points 2 years ago (2 children)

According to certain Christian sects, if you don't believe in a god but still live a good and moral life, you'll spend eternity as a side character in the Windows 95 video guide.

[–] Slinky5737 2 points 2 years ago

Thank you. I will not forget this. I would fight for you.

[–] Slinky5737 9 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Just dropping in to ask if anyone has that image. I need it to win several arguments I'm currently having on the internet.

[–] Slinky5737 5 points 2 years ago

It is now protected under the SCOTUS decision in the Obergfell case.

[–] Slinky5737 28 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Simply stack the two kings (after declaring "king me," of course). You may now move the stacked kings in any direction. If a piece, including a queen, attempts to capture the stacked kings, the demotion sound from Super Mario Bros. is played, the top king is removed, and the bottom king may capture the attacking piece.

Therefore, this is not mate.

[–] Slinky5737 18 points 2 years ago (1 children)

This was a challenging wank, but not an impossible one.

[–] Slinky5737 6 points 2 years ago

Mother of gooooood

[–] Slinky5737 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Pass me the shovel because I dig this hard. Thanks for sharing.

[–] Slinky5737 5 points 2 years ago

Ha, look at these idiots who still think the moon is real.

[–] Slinky5737 14 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Can any of you weed smokers explain why you like weeds to me?

Am social smoker but weed has always tasted like shit to me

Work in an environment where the default hangout is my basement so naturally have to partake

"Wow I could have just had a drink" is usually my first thought after every hangout

"How do people get addicted to this shit" is usually my second thought

Have tried many, did not like a single one

lol you're just smoking glorified oregano

Suggest some to me

[–] Slinky5737 1 points 2 years ago

It's really frustrating to see this headline over and over. He took psilocybin about 48 hours prior to flying to help with his depression. Airport employees didn't notice anything unusual about his behavior, and he didn't seem intoxicated when he boarded the plane. Too many of these outlets are creating the false impression that he was tripping balls the whole flight.

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