Cat hair on my breakfast plate,
Cat hair on my best friend's date!
Cat hair on my brand-new chair—
Cat hair, cat hair, EVERYWHERE!
Cat hair in my morning joe,
Cat hair where my socks should go.
Cat hair in my Sunday stew,
Cat hair in my shampoo too!
I brushed and scrubbed, I swept and sprayed,
I vacuumed till the carpet frayed!
But still it floats, it flits, it flies,
It sneaks into my apple pies.
“Good kitty,” I beg, “just shed no more!”
The cat just yawns upon the floor.
With a twitch of her tail and a smug little stare,
She leaves me more…
Cat hair, cat hair, EVERYWHERE!