He'd probably pull out calipers and yell about how he can tell "good orientals" apart by measuring their eyes.
Tankiedesantski
I wonder what corners were cut in 2004.
Thanks comrade, my fault for not catching it in the post.
Oops, my bad comrade
He's probably gambling that there's enough latent sinophobia in his target audience that this will make him net famous.
His target audience is gamers, so the chances probably aren't bad.
Maybe jet fuel can melt these fucking steel beams.
~~Tofu~~ Cheesecake dreg construction
How the fuck is a bridge not engineered to withstand 35 degrees? Like bruh you didn't even make sure your bridge can withstand human body temperature?
Imagine being the game influencer company minion who had to show their Chinese client the bucktooth slit eyed rice hat wearing "art" that you commissioned for them.
Funniest possible outcome would be if the terms and conditions he clearly didn't read also prohibit him from publishing private communications between the parties and he gets sued.
Pfffft, everyone knows that the really important metrics are bit-meters and post-hertz. Everything else is just nonsense.