TheColonel

He literally puts on Japanese face. His eyes are done up and everything.

While those are all bad, let’s not forget to thank Oprah.

Which character, etc?

What if I told you that not only do I believe it but I’m not even surprised.

I have taken those rides and they are the absolute best.

Ok, rocks or whatever junk you have laying around.

Didn’t wish for it, invalid

I know/hope this is a joke but people used to do this at an independent, third party, mail sorting place I worked at as a teenager.

They’d mail all sorts of shit (both literal and figurative) and it was basically handled by one guy who seemed ok with it but was definitely not ok.

Mail them lead, weights, whatever. But please, no matter how despicable the company, there’s likely some at very least mildly abused worker who is just trying to earn a wage and has to deal with the vile shit people try to punish companies with.

I can’t speak for everyone but I raised my mom right and kept her away from that trash.

Yeah, was about to say.

This one is equal parts outrage and jokes, which feels like the better formula.

Fuck the Dodgers!

Go Nats!

Fuck the Dodgers. Go Nats!