TheCriticalMember

I'd been saving to buy my kids new laptops for their upcoming birthdays and picked some up at a great sale price last weekend. Last update they were in Lismore on Tuesday afternoon.....

Well now hang on a second there, buckaroo! There was that time when he worked for 6 days straight! And let's not forget the time Jesus died - well, for a few days anyway, before he got bored and wandered off - so that God could forgive us for existing after he created us! And then don't forget the..... wait, I'm sure there must be something else... anyway, for all that stuff, you have to be eternally grateful and heap praise on him and grovel on your knees for all eternity. Enjoy your free will!

Doing god's work.

Gotta be. Otherwise this is horrific and I hope op is in a country that still has legitimate law enforcement.

Whoa, trump violated a law??? We've got him now!

It's pretty intuitive from the saying. It's the carrot OR the stick, not the carrot ON the stick. The carrot is the reward for doing the thing, the stick is the punishment for not doing it. Just google it.

Kick. I couldn't be married to one of them.

This is amazing. I copied it and sent it to my wife. Well done. 👍

And then you live your life one quarter mile at a time...

Supermax - be a serious threat to society

Regular - be a poor criminal

Club fed - be a rich criminal

Well I feel bad for those people, but their life's work was invalidated the minute trump was sworn in the second time. Nothing that comes out of any US federal government office is credible anymore.

Sorry Rose, the US is a meritocracy now, and the only ones with any merit are white male republicans.