Thebeardedsinglemalt

Yo mama so fat she can't fit into regular quarters so she sleep in cetacean ops and thinks it's a water bed.

Yo mama so fat the only way to wake her up is poking her with Klingon pain sticks

Yo mama so fat then when the Borg tried to assimilate her they ran out of nanoprobes

Yo mama so fat she got banned from Quark's Bar because when he was advertising his Holo-Suites she thought he said Holo-Sweets and at the whole unit.

Yo mama so fat the whole crew had to switch to skorts since a single uniform for her used up most of the replicatable matter used for uniforms

Yo mama so fat the Federation Council considered reversing their stance on eugenics and genetic engineering

Yo mama so fat if she reached the true galactic center the change in orbital spin would cause entire solar systems to fly apart

Yo mama so fat you need Q to alter the gravitational constant of the universe to get her off the couch

Yo mama so fat they turn off the artificial grav generator so she wouldn't dent the deck plating

Yo mama so far she changed the course of the Nexus ribbon

That SNL skit was actually pretty damn funny, but only if you're at least mildly familiar with 70s celebrity panel game shows

I didn't too much care for that arc of the game. Like...they just casually go to Klingon-Hell and Klingon-Purgatory like it's beaming down to a planet and all non-chalant make trades with the Klingon-Devil

Lemme tell ya, them guys ain't illogical!

My love for you is like a Spock, BER-SEERRKERRRRR!

Didnt he say at one time he converts some of what he ingests into lubricant or coolant for his internal mechanisms?

Because the prop department didn't wanna fabricate a gold dong

SpongeBob is teaching Bev how to give an epic blowy to a ghost.

If they're supposed to mimic humans you'd want at least the shape of a booty. Otherwise you'd have an android walking around with Hank-Hill-Butt

Well don't forget one of the people there to help pick up the slack is a serial complainer who always has excuses why they aren't at work for their full shift, and when they are there they spend half their time whining to others how they're the hardest worker and things only get done when they get the task and how certain people chit-chat all day instead of work

Save the empire!