Tujio

joined 2 years ago
[–] Tujio@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Panic/ thought spirals are not that rare, in my experience. If this person is already this nervous about it, it makes spiraling that much more likely.

[–] Tujio@lemmy.world 54 points 1 day ago

During the winter war, the Russian army was approaching a forest. From the woods someone shouted "One Finn can defeat ten Russians!"

The Russian commander smirked and sent in ten men. After a brief hail of gunfire, the same voice shouted "One Finn can defeat twenty Russians!"

Getting frustrated, the Russian commander sent in 25 of his best soldiers. There was a protracted battle, then silence. After a minute, the tired voice shouted "One Finn can defeat fifty Russians!"

Now furious, the Russian commander pulls up a force of two hundred men and sends them into the woods. Gunfire erupts, trees are ripped to shreds by explosions, and hell was unleashed. After what seemed like hours, a single Russian soldier staggered from the woods, bleeding badly. He looks at what's left of the army and desperately screams "It's a trap! There's TWO of them!"

[–] Tujio@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

I used to keep mine in my back pocket, then I noticed that my leg would go numb during long drives. Kinda put two and two together and started keeping it in the front pocket.

[–] Tujio@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago

Komo is shit. Has been for years.

[–] Tujio@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago

Dammit, not like that!

[–] Tujio@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Tip for people thinking about coming to Syttende Mai in Ballard:

Don't drive. Don't even think about it. On the tiny off chance you find a parking spot within five miles, you're just gonna get sideswiped by a drunk 70-year-old named Nils. If you're far away, park somewhere around Greenwood and Holman and take the D line down.

[–] Tujio@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

A can of beer and a beer kozie. If that counts as one, gimme another can of beer.

[–] Tujio@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

Please. You have at least 10.1^78 hours unplayed in your Steam account.

[–] Tujio@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I dunno. My favorite punk band just canceled their American tour...

[–] Tujio@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

What's black and white and red all over?

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