Uli

joined 2 years ago
[–] Uli@sopuli.xyz 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Okay this metaphor is getting kind of weird.

[–] Uli@sopuli.xyz 4 points 2 days ago

As an expert in cats, I can say yes, that black blur and the way it blends into the white looks exactly like the pattern you often see on the back of a black and white cat.

[–] Uli@sopuli.xyz 1 points 3 days ago

I have a big screen android phone that I use mostly for games and social media apps, with a pop socket magsafed to the back because I have small hands. Goes in right pocket usually. With my keys on the rare occasion I use my car.

And I have a small screen iphone with very few apps, mostly just for taking videos and communicating with friends and family. Has a magsafe wallet on the back and goes in left pocket.

It makes me feel balanced, having a phone in each pocket. And lets me compartmentalize better.

[–] Uli@sopuli.xyz 10 points 4 days ago

They should have given him the chance to compete to the end in 2016 rather than forcing him to step down. But they would rather watch America's standing as a democratic republic crumble than see an administration where corporations make any less money.

[–] Uli@sopuli.xyz 4 points 4 days ago

Yes, it's me, I'm the buyer. At any expense, I must possess all the apes. I'm here from the future, to spread the word that if we allow the genral public to have ownership over this level of stupidity, it will result in a runaway moron effect. And if left unchecked, then in my time, four hundred years from now, when we make first contact with other spacefaring civilizations, they're going to think we're really lame.

[–] Uli@sopuli.xyz 4 points 4 days ago

Vonnegut is my favorite, the one I model my own writing style after. Galopagos is my jam.

[–] Uli@sopuli.xyz 7 points 5 days ago

A prune is a dried plum. And a date is the (often dried) fruit of the date palm tree.

This joke explanation brought to you by fiber. It's good for you!

[–] Uli@sopuli.xyz 2 points 5 days ago

Well, I sure hope not, considering that would be a little bit frightening.

[–] Uli@sopuli.xyz 17 points 5 days ago (2 children)

So... if you choose to hit more people, you can make more of them happy?

[–] Uli@sopuli.xyz 24 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Guys, I'm beginning to suspect this guy might live in canada.

[–] Uli@sopuli.xyz 4 points 6 days ago

Oh yeah baby 🤤

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