UniversalMonk

Yeah, I was surprised someone hadn't heard of Pioneer. It was everywhere when I was growing up. Sucks getting old, friends!

Friend, we are in for bad times no matter what. Shit has to go down.

I'm allowed to defend myself. Feel free to check OP's post history and length of time he's been on Lemmy: https://lemmy.dbzer0.com/u/ProudAntifa@lemmings.world?page=1&sort=New&view=Posts

I'll help ya out: He's been on here less that one day, and the only post he has made is this one, and the only comments he's made are in this thread.

Think about that a sec.

Now go check my post history and how long I've been here: https://lemmy.dbzer0.com/u/UniversalMonk?page=1&sort=New&view=Posts

Once every couple of months or so there is someone posting a thread saying I am every bad guy on Lemmy and that I am the destroyer of worlds.

If I were some evil attention-seeking troll like people claim, the smartest move would be to ignore me and starve me of attention. Instead, folks keep making threads and building this whole myth around me. Makes me feel famous though, which is kind of fun.

Thanks, friend!

I know. I keep forgetting I'm a bot. Dammit!

First, I was a russian spy. Then I was a chinese spy for a while. There was that fun guy who swore up and down he could prove I was a North Korean plant was fun (I miss him!). And now I'm a bot.

Oh, and now me and CM0002, who talks plenty of shit about me, are the same guy. To be honest tho, that's a fun theory. And one of my favs. He'd be so pissed to see people saying that about him! lmao

I'm really confused by all the things I am now though.

Could someone please make a list of all the things I am and all the different countries I work for? And my 300 alt names? Pay scale would be nice too, so I can use to negotiate pay. Thank you!

I think she looks great in them, and during our photoshoot, I told her how awesome you are. So nothing to be mad about. Be proud!

Hmmm, I'm not really showing up as suspicious in those stats, yet many of the accounts that routinely accuse me of shit, do show up under the suspicious label in that data. Hmmmm...very very interesting...

Many times people have accused Monk of sockpuppeting, but I haven’t seen concrete evidence of this beyond some cursory looks into the matter.

Funny how people will just overlook or ignore this part of your post. lol

You seem like a straight up guy, because you have a pretty long history of jumping into these threads saying you had ways to find out, even tho you have no love for me. So I appreciate ya being neutral about the whole thing. I looked at your stats, but I have no idea what they were saying. Still, good on ya for posting some original data.

What am I posting that you feel is ragebait?

True, but at least someone is out there thinking of alternatives, so I appreciate that.

Yeah, funny how that works. I still haven't seen any valid reason of why I am getting so many weird accusations or why people are so mad at me. Oh other than of course, I don't worship the Sacred Duopoly which is destroying democracy. Still I guess we shouldn't be surprised. Society put Debs in freakin' jail for it. My Lemmy jail is nothing compared to what he had to go through.

I'll be pro-union and pro-third party till the day I die, no matter now upset people on Lemmy are about it. No regrets! Bring on the naysayers. The haters here certainly think of me much more than I think of them.

I wonder how many threads have been made about me? I feel quite famous on here. Maybe I'll run for President in 2028! lol

P.S. Praise be to the Flying Spaghetti Monster we aren’t considered a “respectable instance”

Exactly why I'm here and this is the best instance in the 'verse.