Ursapharm

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Just woke up vomiting, choking on vomit, not drunk or on drugs, heart beating slightly off. Is this ER worthy? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.world
[–] Ursapharm@lemmy.world 22 points 1 week ago

USA, USA, USA!

Milana Vayntrub is trading donations for "flirty" photos in c/mildlyinteresting@lemmy.world
[–] Ursapharm@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago

This is the usual donation structure. She probably took 5 pictures and the donation quantities are tiers. Tier 1 gets you the first image, tier two gets you two more and tier three gets you all five

They're getting ready... in c/politicalmemes@lemmy.world
[–] Ursapharm@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

Thanks for the explanation Margot 👍

Believe it or not, my pussy tastes like pussy [f] in c/gonewild@lemmynsfw.com
Guess Who's Horny? in c/adorableporn@lemmynsfw.com
[–] Ursapharm@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

That's my secret cap. I'm always horny

Always in c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
[–] Ursapharm@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Why are we like this 😩

I've got Homer Simpson's mouth for a pussy [f] in c/gonewild@lemmynsfw.com
[–] Ursapharm@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

It seems now I'm gay for Homer. Thanks now you've ruined the Simpsons for me

Damn, I thought I got rid of all the toothpaste marks in c/yesbum@lemmy.world
[–] Ursapharm@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

This one goes to the list of favorites! But just because of the toothpaste marks

They're not presents, they're ... in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] Ursapharm@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

It makes me sad to see people having their TV on 24/7. It's Christmas. You're opening presents with your children. Just turn it off and enjoy what's happening. For their sake...

My little mound [f] in c/gonewild@lemmynsfw.com
[–] Ursapharm@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

So that's the famous panty-eater that's been munching on all your underwear

Merry Christmas eve ya filthy animals! in c/yesbum@lemmy.world
[–] Ursapharm@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Look at those thighs 🥵

It's a wild world we live in [f] in c/gonewild@lemmynsfw.com
[–] Ursapharm@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Stupid sexy alien

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