There's no way. I think anything short of a sapient AI would turn monogatari into complete gibberish.
Venus
joined 2 years ago
Sorry I'm a strict Darth Jar Jar-ist, he knew what he was doing
How do you measure safety? At what threshold of safety are freedom and self-determination made possible, or to invert it, at what threshold of safety are those things impossible? Most people feel quite safe while they commute to work even though a split second lapse of judgment by any of hundreds or thousands of people could instantly end their life. Most children feel quite safe in American schools even though we all know how common school shootings are.
You can strip away the delusion of safety without making anything any more dangerous than it is right now.
Little known fact, when Hitler walked into a room, you had a few minutes before his badonkadonk followed
FF14's cat people are cat ears only, but most hairstyles also make them schrodinger's ears
I'm partial to schrodinger's ears but if pressed I usually confirm the presence of human ears also. A humanoid head with no ears on the sides just seems weird to me.
He's also an anti-vegan weirdo so he wouldn't even be better here lmao
Speak for yourself boomer
Only the random peasants. Basic soldiers, knights, bandits, etc can all tank a few cantrips.
Hehe funny worm time to die 
Like Edward from Twilight!