Vertelleus

So you'll stop giving Nintendo $80...right?

Ah I get it.
"In Soviet Russia corpse identify you!"

But they should get the chance to verify the corpse, right?

I don't understand, why doesn't he just "pull himself up by by his bootstraps" and work harder. That's what they tell everyone else, right?

That should save you a lot of money.

She's a shower.

economic collapse, hyperinflation, dictatorship, economic collapse, war, revolution, y2k, global economic crisis, end of the mayan calendar, semi-dictatorship, (self-imposed) exile, brexit, covid, war v3, climate crisis getting real, revolution again?

We didn't start the fire.

Elmo has a particular set of skills

The flesh is weak.
Now with 100% more grip strength.

If only a majority of Americans actually voted...

"Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power."

Attributed to Abraham Lincoln (sources vary)