I gotta say, knowing it's a bit (but based on IRL testing) makes it even better. It's like SomethingAwful met Mr Robot
XLE
All I can tell you is what I read on the linked page because I haven't analyzed the bill itself.
Impact on ALL Canadians:
Companies must keep records of your personal data under secret government orders, with blanket immunity for privacy violations for handing over more than they should.
Looks like the original post disappeared.
Right before it was, OP claimed in a comment that part of their post was a joke. Part of me hopes this is an exercise in technically correct creative writing, and based on their account...
It's your right until they ban it
Is there no such thing on Android already?
Usually, Apple devices are limited on features, but I've never seen an Android app pull this off.
Watch out for Bill C2. It requires companies to collect data on you (Canadian citizens) and shields them from "accidentally" oversharing it.
It's difficult to identify cops when they hide their name, badge number, and face. And when they get extra, pro bono legal support when challenged.
And those are just the developments from this year that I can recall.
Edit: this was supposed to be a reply to @NoiseColor@lemmy.world but either my app broke or I'm half blind
What are you assuming about my identity, and declaring about your own identity, that makes you uniquely able to speak about affairs in China, while telling others to shut up about it?
Ooh what's that, is it like homomorphic encryption where they can process your data without seeing the input or output?
Meta says users can “direct AI to process their requests,” like for AI chat summaries, using Private Processing. If they do, the system won’t “retain access to user messages once the session is complete” so that a potential attacker can’t access them after the fact, according to the company.
Never mind. It's utter bullshit. It's a pinkie promise that they'll take your data and totally not keep it.
Mark already told us people who trust him are "dumb fucks"
What are you assuming about my identity, and declaring about your own identity, that makes you uniquely able to speak about affairs in China, while telling others to shut up about it?
(context: From what I see, you joined this thread to praise China's healthcare.)
If only there were politicians that upheld the Constitution
You mean people like Curtis Yarvin, Peter Thiel, white supremacist Stephen Miller, and the Project 2025 team, right?
Because people could read your post and think you were talking about Jews.