Yeromon

About to charge your phone to 110%

I'm pretty sure you could have a neon sign saying "I want to go out with you" and I still wouldn't pick up on it

You still don't understand what you're dealing with, do you? The perfect organism. Its structural perfection is matched only by its cuteness.

Gotta make sure the online one stays secret by never sharing your username.

Is energy drink ok? I think I'm half caffeine by now.

Thank you, I made the account around the time the whole API fiasco was going on and so far enjoy it here more than reddit.

Don't forget: 99% of gamblers quit before they hit it big, so don't stop.

Neat. But that's a bat. Does that hold true for most mammals?

Talking privilege revoked

Damn, I really need to do a campaign again. I've had an idea brewing for a new one for a long time, I should probably start writing it down so I can do one soon.

I would say femtanyl. It's also the only one I have seen live. I'm really hoping there will be another Europe tour because I doubt I will be able to go to North America anytime soon.

Gotta make sure to somehow keep it low key while also cashing it in from the only fans account