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I heard it was a stoat.

9 times out of 10 this douche bag would grab another tables order, or mess up serving flow because he thinks his brain is operating in a different level than the lowly servers.

What if the table that was sat before you had the same order as you, you impatient asshat?

Stay at home and nuke burritos if you are too childish to wait your turn.

I really don't understand why people call themselves homeowners when they are paying off a 30 year mortgage.

Feels like rent with extra steps.

My vintage copy of Adobe CS6 needs knee surgery at this point.

: Side eyes Adobe CS6 Suite and Ableton:

That's my favorite Isaak C. Clark quote.

/S

All you have to do is give them long eyelashes.

Have you witnessed the glory of Pterodactyl Porn? (Don't look up Attack of the Flying Lizard if you have any taste or morals.)

Nanny DM: Animal? Make me a wisdom roll...

Animal: Nat 20! Nat 20! Yayayaya!

Kermit: Erm, Animal? You, uh, rolled a D12...

Animal: Nat 20! Yayayaya!

Kermit: Good grief...

Maybe the first episode could be shot with the famous actors playing it up for the camera, and the rest of the campaign could be just a podcast with the Muppet voice actors and maybe slideshow illustrations for YouTube/Patreon?

I love the original idea, but there's no way that would be sustainable for the art least hour a week content I feel most podcast subscribers would expect.

I'm reminded of the novel Ubiq, where the protagonist had to feed change into his apartment door just to get it to open.