"I'm leaving because you farted in the kitchen last night."
Imagine the most technologically advanced thing you've ever seen is an AM radio that exclusively plays the national anthem, and suddenly you're being hunted by silent sky robots. I'm surprised they haven't all surrendered yet.
Every time I share my photography with my parents, they suggest new ways I should be selling it. Just let me enjoy the pretty birds, dad
That damned smile
Can I just request an amputation?
I'm glad Trump is putting a stop to US elections so I can finally stop hearing about them
The Cons could run anyone. It doesn't matter. "Not Trudeau" will win the next election.
I can't get high rn, I'll freak out.
Might as well ask, the worst he can do is say no.
may
They can't even stop their own guys sprinting off across the DMZ.
How did I not know they made a sequel?!
Did you also give Lord of The Rings one star?