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I remember him being gifted a golden pager and I'm still holding out hope that he gets the call.

I picked up my bag, I went lookin' for a place to hide. Then I saw ...

How dare you thrust power and responsibility upon me! It's enough to drive a man mad. Mad, I tell you!

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Flashbacks to being a kid in the 90s with unsupervised access to the internet. Was it hackers.com? Hacking.com? Loads of textfiles and information on wardialing and using telnet. Slip over to AstaLaVista for them registration keyz and crackz. Hop on IRC, head to #mp3z and hit up the fservs to spend 15 minutes downloading a 3 minute song as fast as the poor little 56k will allow. Take over your friend's computer with Sub7 or Bo/2k (you remembered to set up ICQ notifications, right? I still remember my ICQ number).

When this upload expires you can almost certainly find it again somewhere on textfiles.com, along with a collection of other texts archived from various Bulletin Board Systems (which pre-date me), hacker scene stuff (2600, Cult of the Dead Cow, l0pht, etc), Church of Subgenius texts, ASCII art/porn, etc. A personal cDc favorite is "Reverie" by Reid Fleming. I might've been 13 when I read it and didn't ever smoke until my late teens but, sometime in my 20s, I had a particularly good baggy that let me press a small piece of hash. So over a decade later I recall a short story I once read, about recollecting and the things that bring it about no less, and knew what to do with it. It's weird the things that stick with you over the years.

Anyway, to the text: If memory serves, there's at least a couple great ways to blow yourself up in there. And if anyone does decide to smoke three or four cigarettes worth of dried banana peel, be sure to report back on your findings.

I don't have the link(s) on hand but there's a Tizen build of Jellyfin for Samsung TVs. It runs rather slow on my old tube so I wouldn't recommend it outside of a last resort. It's actually smoother for me to just open the app on the TV and then remote control it from a browser/app on another device (my Steam Deck is my homelab universal remote). But you can use the Tizen dev tools or a simpler docker container to push it to the TV.

For my folks I got a cheap Walmart brand Android box (Onn 4k Plus). I installed Jellyfin from the app store then black hole'd the thing because I'm wary of cheap Android apps and their history of supply chain attacks. It's much more responsive and also leaves me with the option of installing additional stuff like Smart Tubes, Retro Arch and whatnot.

Sierra's "Red Baron II" (1998) might not be my favorite but it had some of the most memorable music for me. Repetitive military marches with the main theme being rather jaunty. It didn't hurt that it was my first flight sim and the first PC game I'd ever played online. I was around twelve at the time so it's hard not to remember how cool it all was to me.

Who gives a fuck about the Christmas stuff and decorations?

There's already enough ornaments in the current admin.

Dashcam was a damned good suggestion. I'll add first aid kit, blankets (if you get cold weather), and signal devices like road flares, reflective signage or small traffic cones. Maybe a few bottles of water and calorie-dense snacks. Just remember to consume and replace them periodically.

I keep a bunch of tools on hand because of work but tools are usually one of those things you accumulate over time as they become needed. A good start would be a socket set and a bit driver. Maybe add a breaker bar and a "stubby" driver or 1/4" ratchet for tight places. 1/4" "security bit" sets usually have some flatheads, PH1-3, plus a range of hex and torx bits with the little dimple because "security." A bit driver handled all the fasteners when I replaced my tailgate handle and my interior passenger door handle.

A tow rope and jumper cables are both things that others can use to help you should they not have their own. I know I like it when the person I'm jumping has their own cables ready. My own are usually buried in the compartment under my rear bench, which itself is often buried under toolbags and such. I also keep a couple square-ish off cuts of 2x6 in the bed which make good platforms for a jack/jack stands. You don't usually get to pick where or when you're forced to change a tire and jacks tend to sink and lean in soft earth without any support to spread the weight.

EDIT It's a real late edit but I still don't see it mentioned and it reminded me of something else too.

Thing the first: Fire extinguisher.

Thing the second: Some sort of mounting bracket it for it. Some will attach to a pillar, others might be made to reuse the bolts at the front of your seat mount. Wherever your fire extinguisher goes, it needs to be secured. Same goes for tools and other items which could become projectiles in the event of a collision.

The 2A crowd opposed to the current regime isn't declaring war for the same reasons the people bold enough to cry out loud "please, now is the time to shoot these people" don't find the stones to do it themselves. Nobody wants to be the first. Nobody wants to risk winding up in a sting trying to recruit/join others. Nobody wants to go it alone and end up a crazed, lone gunman that maybe clips one head off the hydra before their own brains are splattered by a sniper team and their family is left with a closed casket and the shame of whatever propaganda gets cooked up to explain their actions. "He was a bad dude. A real bad guy. It has been said he had terabytes of transvestite furotica and a pet cat named Karl. He once took a picture of a rainbow. A disgusting man." Then, two weeks and two fresh heads later, the media cycle has moved on and the world is just a little worse than before.

It's not worth it if they're still comfortable. It's not even worth it if there's a sliver of hope to continue eking out a tolerably miserable existence - "at least I'm not dead." They'll carry on until there's a knock at their door then either go out in a hail of gunfire or hand over their arms and freedom because "False, indefinite imprisonment? At least I'm not dead."

That was mostly directed at OP, who is welcome to show us how it's done. To your own point - Years ago, and probably still, "tanks and drones" was a routine troll over on /k/ and the answer to it is always "Asymmetric Warfare." You don't go toe-to-toe and fist fight the wrecking ball swinging toward you. You blast the tracks off the crane. You hydrolock the engine. You make people too scared to sit in the operator's seat. Guerilla tactics, sabotage, etc.

You also don't police with military drones. You surveil and exact precision strikes. The second the American military launches missiles at Americans in America, we'll have that civil war that nobody with a brain actually wants. In our current political climate I genuinely believe that would kick things off. Point of no return, war were declared, hope you stockpiled canned goods and water because the supply chain is getting disrupted.

As for tanks, you can ruin the streets with them to stick them on the corners but it'll only be a show of force - an intimidation tactic. Tanks are rolling shields for infantry and other equipment, with a few bullet hoses and a big gun to blast encampments and other tanks. They also need those same foot soldiers, willing to kill their fellow citizens, to defend them from folks flinging molotovs or dropping DIY explosives down the barrel.

If you've got a water jug of pre-1982 pennies, that you haven't been bothered turning into pizza and beer or selling for the slightly higher scrap value, and you never stared at it and thought "I could smelt these down into cones because... I just really like the shape of cones," you're not trying hard enough to break the illusion that you're already defeated.

Neat, navigable UI. Pulls posters, metadata, etc. Can generate "trickplay" images so you've thumbnails when scrolling the progress bar. You can sync playback across connected clients (I mostly use that feature for multi-room music playback). Restrictions by account and/or tags so the little ones don't end up watching Ichi the Killer, Saló, your complete Cronenberg collection, or that library you created populated by a script routinely checking the e621 API for the latest animation uploads.

Runs in browser and on clients for Windows, Linux, Android, probably iOS too but homie don't Apple. Took every bit of space but I even sideloaded it onto my old Samsung Tizen TV (wouldn't actually recommend, little slow, build an HTPC or just nab an Nvidia Shield).

If you can get by without any/all of that, nothing wrong just browsing directories and playing media with your local player on a single device. In my case I'd need to set up overly complicated network shares and then configure every single device I want to have access. I'd need to change how I organize my libraries, then probably spend a little time writing an ansible playbook (that'd only really be worth it when adding new devices in the future) but... no thanks.

I wish I could care but I haven't had any respect for Blizzard in years. They've become a manifestation of avarice and anti-consumer practices. They clearly hate their fans and love only their customers' wallets. I still remember when it was confirmed SCII would not have LAN and would essentially require a bnet connection for any gameplay. There are threads still up on the SCII forums where customer support was talking people through disabling their goddamned network adapter just to get into their "offline mode." The absurdity. Complete with reminders you must still log in every 30 days to continue playing offline, of course.

One of the funniest things I've seen to date was when battlenet went down during what I'm pretty sure was supposed to be a huge pre-release tournament. They were featuring some well-known pros, trying to drum up more hype for the game, and then bnet just shat the bed. What a fustercluck! Even after the launch battlenet instability continued to impact some major SCII tournaments.

"SC3 in the works?" Whatever, I'm not buying.