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At least if you assault an officer, you then get an actual court date and get to go to jail, rather than El Salvador.

It's pretext to be able to designate a riot when someone in a peaceful protest has a mask.

That, and/or they'll do the time-consuming thing of recognizing people that aren't wearing masks, and arresting them at their homes or places of work.

They don't like it when people care for each other.

Fun fact, it's called a parliament! I regret that I am not an owl.

Because apparently all of them have an inherent urge to sexually assault others, and they think it isn't fair that someone like them can dress as a woman to assault people in the women's bathroom.

If porn does any damage to the psyche, surely it's less than videos you can find showing torture and murder, right? At least in porn, people are shown having a good time. I'll also note that no porn is burned into my brain, but there are sure some other videos that are.

You forget that Musk has watched, like, a ton of karate movies. He could beat up a black belt, just, ya know, in his dreams

Heh. Core concepts. That one hits deep.

Did you mean... twice as long?

If she farted, would it make a ringing sound?

I use a laundry bag for any sheets to avoid this

Occam's Razor: The simplest explanation is often the correct one. It's a whole lot simpler that there's nothing when we die, rather than the whole afterlife business.