puns are knot theory
anticlockwise
joined 2 years ago
east is up, not north, and west is down. correct orientation of the map would indicate that america is on the bottom, and hence the rotated map would better represent the subjective experience of descent and fall within the territory. in the new psychocartography, morning and china are in their natural positions, and the magnetic distortion that divided above from below is overcome by the radiance of the new sun
updating marxism/materialism: thanks to modern physics, we now know angels are holding the quarks up, and evil spirits enter the body through meat-eating. engels, despite being completely correct, has been overlooked and unappreciated
egyptian slaves as well, were better fed, ate better bread, and were seemingly more capable of unionizing
burning down commercial real estate is a win/win
ruining election 2024 by pointing out the Democratic party is basically the IDF
dear cops,
i'm about to do it :)
you know, the thing ;)
there's better ways to get arrested, comrade
... the big plan for the near future, our grand strategic vision; a vision shared amongst the thought leaders of the West, is entirely predicated on Chinese people not figuring out how to make computer chips
having given it a lot of thought, i think my best way out is execution by firing squad or a similarly painless assassination in my late thirties or early forties. prepping seems grim and i almost certainly don't have the attention span or emotional bandwidth for it. the feds just shooting me, on the other hand, is tranquil, easy, and probably fate
because the holy trinity cannot be profaned, anyone who claims to understand, explain, or speak on behalf of the almighty triangularity must be shunned
there are fun drugs. the mushrooms are particularly good, and put there for good reason. that would be a much better idea. try the mostly harmless fun stuff first and you'll see what i mean...
opiates, whether in highly concentrated poppy extracts or even more toxic synthetics, on the other hand, are known poisons in all but the smallest doses required for emergency anaesthesia. i can't stop you from engaging in self-destructive behaviour, or regressing, or permanently destroying yourself. poor choices always include their own punishment. choose wisely, and life will improve. choose poorly, and this gets worse.