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But romantic tension is one of my kinks. Furtive glances, longing gazes held a moment too long, a feeling of joy being close and holding her attention, yearning for more, terrified to take the next step, yet slowly sliding closer together, me inching closer then her in turn, hands touch and fingers intertwine. Ecstasy.

This is such a smooth brain take. Imagine being narrow minded and arrogant enough to believe there are no new experiences outside of those you've lived. No one in the history of human existence can truthfully claim that.

Let's start with abolishing church and see where it takes us.

Giant cat, the size of a grizzly bear, but somehow with the proportions of a chubby house cat. It's primary prey is mega rich humans. Continuous exposure to greed in such humans lends their flesh an exquisite and deeply savory scent and flavor that the cat can smell from hundreds of km away. Like all cats they take pleasure in toying with their prey, refining their technique and cunning by repeatedly capturing billionaires, then letting them just barely escape, only to hunt and catch them again, until the thrill of the hunt or hunger overcomes them, or their toy succumbs to the chase. Friend to the destitute, the homeless, the impoverished, and all the proletariat. The cat is gentle and loving to all who respect it and want not for the fruits of others labor.

Let's be honest, the couch does most of the work.

Best I can do is $10 and guarantee to love him forever

Please let it be real...

Do queens worship themselves?

Audhdansbian then

If thinking isn't owning then having the exact same ideal body isn't stealing. Yo ho yo ho an intellectual pirates life for me.

You're not crazy. Just autistic. Probably.

Oh same on the internalized gay is bad. Growing up I got made fun of for anything that I did that could be remotely interpreted as gay. I didn't really accept myself being bi until my 30s because I felt this intense shame every time I felt anything towards men. I was constantly hiding my real self and so paranoid of anyone noticing something real about me in case they would start to put it together and expose me. I still haven't really gotten over those feelings completely. A lot of that is neurodivergent masking as well. Shit's complicated.