you must've not seen Mint in a long time if you think it looks like Windows 95, I'm using it right now and it looks much nicer.
Further, that's really not the cutting dig you think it is. Windows 95, for all its boxy, gray 90s aesthetic, was a very clean UI with minimal bullshit. If you like ricing your desktop/want it to look fancy, great, I'm happy for you. Most normal users, on the other hand, really don't care how their OS looks as long as they can find what they need to. For normal users, the OS should be an invisible plinth that other programs you actually give a fuck about sit on top of. Mint stays the fuck out of my way to that end impeccably well.
So... We need to start calling Trump supporters slurs?
Jokes on you, I've been calling them retarded for years.