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bizarroland
joined 2 years ago
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Its always a child, isn't it?
I mean, foster the people.
I'm hoping that's the obvious one for everybody.
But also for me, Jamiroquai. Dropping some line about how it's not nature's way for a mother to be able to choose the color of her child randomly in the middle of a song about how the world is changing so quick, and nobody can keep up with it.
At the same time, though, I'm nitpicking. It's just that one line in otherwise a cool song.
Flipside, I do not enjoy ICP, but my friends started playing the Shangri-La album, and I didn't know it was ICP, and I was like, man, this is actually pretty good, and then they were like, yeah, it's ICP, don't you like it? And I was like, well shit, they got like, one kind of decent album, fuck.
Getting laid on is also very nice
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Yeah, it's definitely all ten, although I can see how I would regret that choice from time to time.
Fortunately, robot hands are pretty cool, and I'm sure that if the world were prosperous and they saw somebody with no fingers, they would all chip in to help back out. So it wouldn't be like terrible forever, but it would definitely have its moments where it sucks.
Just out of curiosity, does anyone have any links to where stories detailing these amazing feats are located?
Ĩ̴̯'̶̺̄m̴̼͒ ̸͔͗f̶̻̈́i̴̞̕n̵͈̏ĕ̴͓,̵͍̕ ̶̪̄Î̶̫'̸̹͊m̵͍̾ ̸̰͝f̸̹̐ȋ̴̡ṉ̸͑è̸͈.̷͔́ ̸̬̃Y̷̼͗o̷̟͑u̴̺͘ ̵͚̊ġ̸͎ũ̶͜ẏ̴̱s̵͙̚ ̶̝̄ģ̷̈́o̶̤̍t̵̲͆t̶̖̆a̵̻͒ ̶̡͐s̶̗͝e̷̗͛e̶̻͠ ̸̜̀t̶̮̓h̷͍̅ị̶̏s̶̰͘,̷̗̎ ̷̤͐t̵͙́h̸̝́i̸̝̕s̷͌ͅ ̷̺͐i̷̲̒s̷̭͌ ̴̣̄r̵͔̒ê̷̥á̶̼ĺ̵̩l̴̤̉y̸̦͑ ̴̝͝c̵̦͗ŏ̸̙ó̶̖l̷̰̽.̴̫͊
"Your mom hated you so much that she died rather than give birth to you"
I feel sick even saying it, but that's the kind of shit that this child would have to go through if anyone ever finds out about it.
If you're the dad, you should change your names, move, change your names again, move, change your names again, move, and never tell fucking anybody about it.
On the one hand, it's kind of amazing that we can do this with medical technology.
On the other hand, how much is it gonna suck if anyone finds out that this child was born from a dead woman?
Like that is some religious freakin' apocalyptic Armageddon horror movie shit.
And that doesn't even touch on the fact that the government is forcing this to happen against the wishes of the family.
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Funny that they're screaming about wokeism when America on the whole is so sexist that we would elect him twice rather than elect a woman.