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Imagine how many you could cram into a NES LoZ cartridge...

Well, about 12,000 original Link's Awakenings would fit in the space used by Link's Awakening Switch remake.

Where's the horse?

I am currently ingesting a cocktail of complex chemicals that are manipulating my sensory receptors, sending electrical impulses through my neural system and altering the balance of neurotransmitters in my brain.

Anyway, I'm kinda enjoying that sandwich.

And Sonic the Hedgehog for being anti-authoritarian and having little PSAs about tolerance and being a good person.

That would be very funny to complain about those because those PSAs were enforced on the studios by the FCC. Lots of cartoons from that era had them, including fucking G.I. Joe (that's where "Now you know, and knowing is half the battle" comes from).

Later Animaniacs parodied the shit out of these with absurd "wheel of morality" segments.

The first trailer of Breath of the Wild had a lot of people literally wondering whether that Link was a girl. I didn't see a lot of complaining about it, I wasn't looking for some though.

Also, Gerudo town. I'm not sure what kind of mental gymnastics you'd need to shit on "wokeness" and somehow filter out BotW completely from it.

Many diverse characters all fighting back against their unfair economic situation.

"... and that's terrible."

I also remember Portal 2 being on that list for "Most male characters are being depicted as incompetent compared to female characters" or something.

Dude. There are 4 characters in the whole game, counting one that's dead but probably has the most characterization. Two are male. One guy is definitely a moron by design, but the other was definitely not incompetent. Mad, evil, sure. But he certainly achieved stuff.

I won't. Nobody is able to define what "wokeness" really means to them because it's mostly code for "subset of people I don't want to exist around me".

Surprisingly, that doesn't sound very good when said out loud.

You've missed the part where that was actually something he said. Who cares about what the idiot's exact kink, he had to save his honour telling people it wasn't "really" porn.

Mais genre, comment ils choisissent? "On s'en fout on fait pas le tri, on n'a qu'à tous les envoyer au Pachénoustan"

No, no, you don't understand, the girl was doing a magic trick! He only consumed that just barely legal content with professional interest in mind.

That's a tornado.