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[–] christian@hexbear.net 14 points 11 months ago (2 children)

As an aging millennial who still does not use emojis, the thumbs up feels like the most sarcastic of all emojis to me and when I get one I feel like I should be personally offended.

[–] christian@hexbear.net 9 points 11 months ago

Yeah, that's almost definitely off a teleprompter.

[–] christian@hexbear.net 6 points 11 months ago

It took me like a full minute to piece together that Christopher might be making a bad take (it is journalistic malpractice for the NYT to print this) here and not a good take (it is journalistic malpractice for the NYT to hold off on printing this until eight visits in).

[–] christian@hexbear.net 25 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (7 children)

I was thinking the same thing, is there a video? If it's legit this might be the most well-constructed thought I've ever seen from him. My first thought was that he read it off a teleprompter, and I guess maybe, but after thinking about it a bit more it is a little hard for me to picture a lackey feeding this material into a script.

It's probably just that most people speak more clearly when it's their area of expertise (trashing haters and losers).

[–] christian@hexbear.net 4 points 11 months ago

IDF Freed 4 Hostages While Killing 64 Children

[–] christian@hexbear.net 3 points 11 months ago

Wind Is Not a Distribution

[–] christian@hexbear.net 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I have literally never thought about cats with laser eyes, you've got a good imagination on you.

[–] christian@hexbear.net 20 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

I watched the debate and when I opened this video I was kind of surprised that I didn't even remember this moment. I went and found his full answer, and now I do remember it. I turned to my wife after he finished this line and told her that I am incapable of focusing through an entire fifteen-second sentence if he backtracks and corrects himself so many times that it turns into a forty-second sentence.

I wonder how many other viewers missed how spectacularly awful the second half of this response was because the first half was bad enough to stop paying attention before it got worse.

Also, I'm not even convinced he was finished speaking when the moderator said "Thank you President Biden", was the guy just putting him out of his misery?

[–] christian@hexbear.net 11 points 11 months ago

10:17 PM ET

TIL it takes about 75 minutes to get an article written and published from scratch.

If he does another debate and manages to look like he knows what year it is, I think this excuse will land decently with a lot of people, but if he avoids the next debate or conveniently gets another cold then keeping him as the nominee is admitting the party does not actually care about winning the election.

[–] christian@hexbear.net 9 points 11 months ago

Does anyone have this video with subtitles?

[–] christian@hexbear.net 6 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

For centuries, humanity has worked towards building an AI that will understand all of physics. Now, upon completion, we have learned that the key lies in the idea of "four simultaneous 24-hour days".

This is my new screenplay idea.

[–] christian@hexbear.net 49 points 11 months ago (3 children)

It took me a minute as well but I'm pretty sure it's meant as "It will take more than that to break our spirit" and not "We'll need to try harder".

 

Yo-Kai Watch 3 post!

I'm trying to milk the remaining week out of one of my favorite games before Nintendo shuts down all the 3DS online stuff and I won't get to battle online anymore. The decent English-language sites for this game went down a while ago, so I tried using google auto-translate on the Japanese one.

This stood out to me because the English translators called this guy "Flash T. Cash" and I'm in shock at how much better his name is when just using google autotranslate: link

He's one of the 'Merican yo-kai, who comes from the faraway country of BBQ. (It's possible that the Japanese name for that nation doesn't translate to BBQ either.)

 

Oxman, for her part, wasn’t sure what to make of her husband’s chivalrous tweeting, which had drawn even more attention to the allegations. (Through Ackman’s spokesperson, she declined to comment for this story.) Ackman wrote on X that the pressure from the Business Insider stories “could have literally killed her” and that he had seen others commit suicide in similar circumstances. “She was in a pretty dark place,” Ackman told me, adding that he tried to nudge her toward finding a silver lining: “I’m like, ‘Look, you didn’t do anything wrong; we’ll get this fixed,’ and ‘Actually, the more negative press, the -better. Once we turn this around, it’ll be good for your company.’” He wasn’t sure the pitch had landed —

wait for it...

“There were times when she said, ‘Please don’t tweet anymore’” — but he defended himself by pointing to memes online suggesting he had become a hero to wives everywhere. “There’s a meme going around that apparently I’m causing a lot of marriages to have trouble,” Ackman said. “Like this one where a husband emails his wife, ‘Honey, I did the dishes.’ And she’s like, ‘Big fucking deal. Did you see what Ackman’s doing for his wife?’”

From this nymag.com article.

 

But in the week before the all-important caucuses, Scott Wagner, the recently installed head of the super PAC, was doing something that aides found puzzling: He was literally doing a puzzle.

In the headquarters of Never Back Down in West Des Moines, Iowa, Wagner was, according to some of his staff, spending a significant amount of time in the precious final few days constructing a peaceful 1,000-piece jigsaw puzzle of a landscape.

In a photo taken on Jan. 9, shared with NBC News by a Never Back Down team member, others in the room were hunched over their laptops.

“Staffers are putting their dedication and devotion to electing Gov. DeSantis and they come in and the CEO, the chairman of the organization, is sitting there working on a puzzle for hours,” said a Never Back Down staffer who was there.

Another Never Back Down staffer also said Wagner worked on it for “hours” in the week before Iowa.

In a comment to NBC News, Wagner noted that the “office puzzle” was “there when we arrived” and “became a sense of pride for the entire team and everyone chipped in a few minutes a piece to get it done.”

sources: original article, puzzle id

 

I found this here and have verified the accuracy by copy-pasting into google translate myself.

My question is, is this discrepancy due directly to an intentional decision to translate differently, or is it because google translate has been trained on news articles that have been manually translated for English-speaking audiences?

(To be clear, both paragraphs should involve one person kicking another in the nuts, unless I'm missing something.)

 

On Israeli efforts to minimize civilian casualties, NSC's John Kirby says: "We have seen some indications that there are there are efforts being applied in certain scenarios to try to minimize, but I don't want to overstate that."

Bet everyone who was getting all worked up over the bombing campaign feels pretty silly right now.

 

The captain was responding to a robbery inside the Crenshaw Mall which took place on April 15th, 2017, the department reports, during which time Lozano and fellow former Officer Eric Mitchell were parked in their squad car less than 200 yards away, playing Pokémon GO. Court documents reveal that the officers then drove away from the scene of the robbery in pursuit of Snorlax and Togetic.

“There was a Larvitar earlier, when we first got out,” one officer can be heard to say while parked in the new footage, and later, “It’s nice to have more Pokéballs, and the potions.”

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