dangercake

joined 2 years ago
[–] dangercake@feddit.uk 6 points 4 days ago

"And for keeping our city safe, we award you these ultra absorbent kevlar undies"

[–] dangercake@feddit.uk 9 points 4 days ago

But your nipples itch really badly the whole time

[–] dangercake@feddit.uk 1 points 2 weeks ago

Yep, people revolt because of the story they believe. Control their story and they won't want to revolt.

[–] dangercake@feddit.uk 2 points 3 weeks ago

She turned me into a newt

[–] dangercake@feddit.uk 3 points 3 weeks ago

I'm no expert, but I wonder if those explosions are just trapped boiling water - river stones can do the same thing in the fire. Could you give them a few hours at low heat first to dry them, then crank up the heat to burn off the rest?

[–] dangercake@feddit.uk 6 points 1 month ago
[–] dangercake@feddit.uk 1 points 1 month ago

UK, £10/mo 120G data, all you can eat voice/SMS (was an offer on smarty)

[–] dangercake@feddit.uk 2 points 1 month ago

Oh you don't stop now, you sashay harder. For all of us.

[–] dangercake@feddit.uk 7 points 1 month ago

Exactly, how else are they going to learn "work the shaft while gently cupping the balls", from a demon?

[–] dangercake@feddit.uk 19 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (11 children)

Can we all agree to use "Sashayed in" rather than "hatched"?

[–] dangercake@feddit.uk 5 points 1 month ago

Omg we have the same friend! Also no 😬

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