detectivesniffles

joined 2 years ago

ungrateful mfs saying "what the fuck are you doing in my home" instead of kindly showing me out

[–] detectivesniffles@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 3 months ago (1 children)

i know someone who can :3

[–] detectivesniffles@lemmy.blahaj.zone 28 points 3 months ago (2 children)

are your boobs boobing boobily like mine :3

[–] detectivesniffles@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

im sure theyre almost done...

[–] detectivesniffles@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 points 3 months ago (3 children)

damn you posted this 12 hours and youre still going

[–] detectivesniffles@lemmy.blahaj.zone 47 points 3 months ago (1 children)

well what about we the people that want to think about anal sex every time theres an update for the minecraft redstone server

[–] detectivesniffles@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

can i get off the bus too this is my stop

[–] detectivesniffles@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 3 months ago (1 children)

well how about you stop putting money in the laundry first and foremost

[–] detectivesniffles@lemmy.blahaj.zone 18 points 3 months ago (2 children)

i have a dog bed with your name on it

suffering from success

[–] detectivesniffles@lemmy.blahaj.zone 21 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (4 children)

uhhhhh i could vaguely shape myself into a capsule if that would help

 
 
 
 
 
 
 

and i'm reaping all the rewards

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