dethedrus

joined 1 year ago
[–] dethedrus@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 months ago

Damn, and here I was dreaming of more tacos and less walking nightmares.

You can always make more delicious tacos.

You can only beat a couchfucker to death with an ottoman just the one time.

[–] dethedrus@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 months ago

Save one taco, then eat it to deal with the existential dread of leaving the other two to die with the best the Fourth Reich has to offer.

[–] dethedrus@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 months ago

Oh. Your. God.

I'm not sure if it's just a food crime or elevated all the way to a hate crime against your tongue.

[–] dethedrus@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 months ago

Same results either way sadly.

[–] dethedrus@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

There are 11 days in a 'mooch'. So almost 13.

Though it only feels like 5 months... it's barely been 3 :(

[–] dethedrus@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 months ago

The dominoes will fall like a house of cards.

Checkmate.

[–] dethedrus@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 months ago

It's been a very long time, and I'm managing as well as possible. Thank you :)

[–] dethedrus@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Had a CTE when I was 8. A very long time ago.

And I just keep getting more progressive as I creep towards inevitable mortality.

[–] dethedrus@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 3 months ago

Is that this week or the nightmare chelation therapy and exploding death chambers to cure 'heavy metal toxicity' from last week?

The child murder episodes are rather hard to handle.

[–] dethedrus@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 3 months ago

He fit so much disgust and defeat into the delivery of that line. Absolute perfection.

[–] dethedrus@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 3 months ago

It was the magic smoke escaping through the screen.

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