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Some shit doesn’t make sense though which seem to be done for no discernible reason, like how keys have to be inserted upside down and move away from the door to lock it, or how fridge doors open from the other side, or how morons are elected to become the president

I don’t think jumping on it while it’s fighting you will be easy at all, unless you’re jumping down from a structure at the right time and have balls of steel

Uhh, what just happened?

Edit - I thought this was going to end with the undertaker story in 1994

It’s the system man, it’s all rigged for the mice

So it’s ok for political science degrees then?

I think WhatsApp has done it already in places like India

Have they tried turning it off and on again?

Quake 3, UT 2004, Heroes 3, GTA2, Beavis & Butthead Hock a Loogie

Hah!

The lead scientist’s name must be Captain Obvi Ous, assisted by Pro. Casti Nator

They were only at sea for transit, and they were fast as lightning, so they were actually on land while fighting

It’s a signalling method used since the Cold War when morse code transmissions were easy to intercept. You form your message by placing shells together, and wait for the intended receiver to chance upon the said shells and read the message. In today’s time, it is apparently still used by the heads of American agencies to issue top secret kill orders to private contractors (read: mercenaries).