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Same

The US produces the most oil of any country in the world, for several years now if I remember right

Fun fact: a snozzberry is a dick. Brings a whole new meaning to ‘the snozzberries taste like snozzberries’

Here’s a link explaining, from back when cracked.com was good:

https://test-pools-06.cracked.com/quick-fixes/the-filthiest-joke-ever-hidden-in-childrens-movie

Aren’t we talking about modern idioms here?

Below par or under par. Used backwards by everyone. As a golfer, I want to be under par.

I love Fairy Tail enough to name all my Apple devices after characters. And I’m an old man

See you space cowboy

Natsu from Fairy Tail

That’s nice of you to say. It will definitely get better one day. Doing things with my hands helps mine some. Do things you enjoy.

Very jealous

Tough choice but if only one it’s got to be LSD for me.

A gram of Coke is a lot bigger than that little spoon