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You know what, you’re god damn right they are

Canadian here, recently had to get the toilet auger out because no one else in my house seems to understand you can’t flush wipes, no matter how much I tell them

Mercurial by Picture Atlantic. Super underrated band from California that I can’t believe didn’t have more success. This was the last song off their final album and it basically managed to sum up all my feelings of decades of struggling with depression and ADHD.

Ahhh okay that makes sense

Isn’t scissoring something that porn basically made up and no real-world lesbians actually do?

Man if you’d made the wind part and the thermal part rhyme, that sentence would make for a good little poem

Just use reader mode, works with most sites

I have one of those ones with an external probe, so I just set the temp I want on the thermometer and it beeps when the food is done.

Those ain’t stripes mate

We needed research for this?!

Does it also affect… uh… other areas?

Huh, our canon works great. Even lets me ignore the low toner warnings.