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Bad news: spiders and centipedes that live in your house are the latest of generations that have only ever lived in your house. Putting them outside is basically killing them

They spoke with about a thousand people, which means of those 93,000 some were double or triple calls.

Every character is either 2B or Wall-E and the gender is a coin flip made at random every fifteen minutes

"I want actual women to dress sexy for me" is not the same as "more prettyboys in video games please"

Until someone pays their house off it's owned by a bank, not them

Teslas have killed about twice as many people as the Ford Pinto did at a roughly similar level of sales

Idk, that'd have to be inside the engines or something and even then ship engine cylinders could probably turn any hydrocarbon into power. Diesel, bunker fuel, spears, medium sized animals, etc

My car is well past 200 and the only problem is that it blows headlight bulbs weirdly often

Double the number of l, b, g, t, q, i, a tiles

Lead can't possibly be cheaper than iron or sawdust or something

How does lead keep ending up in the food? I could understand environmental exposure in a lead-contaminated field or something but why would anyone build a food processing plant and let lead near it?

Nah, the sun is safe to look at during totality. At any other point, even 1% of sunlight getting past, look away or use eclipse glasses because you're going to get a sunburn on your retinas otherwise.