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[–] fubarx@lemmy.ml 3 points 6 months ago (4 children)

How is crowd size at a rally a relevant data point for anything?

[–] fubarx@lemmy.ml 17 points 6 months ago

Yet again, grateful to live in California, where school breakfast and lunches are free to all students. Hands down, best use of my taxes (public libraries are a close #2).

[–] fubarx@lemmy.ml 48 points 6 months ago

If they show up. Have done phone-banking. Hard to beat apathy.

[–] fubarx@lemmy.ml 7 points 6 months ago

Fat old Hamburgler vs ripped, brook-no-shit woman.

Good luck with that.

[–] fubarx@lemmy.ml 10 points 6 months ago

In a previous post, somebody called it a name that will forever live in my head:

WankPanzer.

[–] fubarx@lemmy.ml 11 points 6 months ago

Who the hell is waiting till 10am?

[–] fubarx@lemmy.ml 7 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Losing the all-important male stripper customer base.

Obligatory:

[–] fubarx@lemmy.ml 21 points 6 months ago

It's a tough call. Last bit of independence for someone feeling their world getting smaller. Anecdotally, both my father and father-in-law damaged their cars (one hit the highway median after dozing off) and their wives told them they couldn't afford to replace the cars. Fortunately, nobody got hurt but it could have been a lot worse.

[–] fubarx@lemmy.ml 12 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Old family recipe. Gently sprinkle 2 Tsp of turmeric on top. You won't taste the rubber.

[–] fubarx@lemmy.ml 6 points 6 months ago

Years ago. Was visiting a client on-site. Meeting ran late and had to race home. Popped into a 'natural' food store to get something. Grabbed a package of pre-made 'fresh' shrimp spring rolls out of one of those open coolers. Ate in the car.

A 1.5 hour drive turned into a four hour nightmare with all the unplanned stops.

Never again.

[–] fubarx@lemmy.ml 48 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Friend of mine used to volunteer for the local chapter of a well-known national non-profit. He tried to explain all the technical benefits of setting up a website, yada yada. The board didn't care and were bored.

He finally set up a small demo on his own. Just a few screens. Ran a small test. Presented static screenshots, along with charts and stats on viewership and engagements. Had mockups of donation pages, volunteer signup screens, newsletters, etc. That was when people saw the value and got interested.

Nobody cares about decentralized social networks, the technology, or how terrible the other outlets are. For a municipality, you may want to focus on maintaining multiple channels of communications and ways to reach and engage the most users. You could then fold the fediverse into it as one more channel. Something they should keep an eye on. They'll need a way to post the same content to all those channels with the least effort. Something easy that a trained intern or clerk can do.

Guarantee there will be questions of cost of setup, maintenance, and risks. May want to have some answers and slides ready.

[–] fubarx@lemmy.ml 95 points 6 months ago (3 children)

Management would fold in 24 hours if they threatened to withhold Wordle.

 

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.ml/post/20603742

U.S. version of the venerable British news/comedy show, #HIGNFY.

 

U.S. version of the venerable British news/comedy show, #HIGNFY.

 

From the makers of demand-priced car rides, concert tickets, and rents comes VariPay, a new Demand Based Salary calculator.

Instead of a fixed salary, employee income will be based on how much work there is to do, and when there is enough work, how efficient they were and how much effort they put into it.

The system is purely driven by AI, so nobody can accuse the vendor of favoritism. It runs continuously 24x7, making instant salary calculation updates no matter where in the world you live.

The service can automatically integrate with the previously announced AutoHR system, so firing and re-hiring replacement workers are handled with minimum friction. Efficiency levels can be charted in units of currency, aggregated worker heart-rate levels, or kilo-teardrops.

It comes with a management dashboard showing the amount of salary saved vs a traditional 'time-based' pay system. It also allows alarms to be set and parameters adjusted to accelerate cost-saving measures. Optional modules dynamically calculate management bonuses and maximize shareholder buybacks.

 

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.ml/post/19787296

Archive link: https://archive.ph/H0jBD

"As the ninth inning drew to a close at San Francisco’s Oracle Park on a recent afternoon, the mood in the stands was dour — the Giants were losing to the White Sox. But in the skies above the stadium, the real game was just getting started.

California and Western gulls glided overhead, scouting the bleachers for garlic fries and ketchup-smeared hot dog buns. The gulls soared steadily by the dozens as the bleachers emptied. Soon, the birds were left alone to engulf any leftover food they could find."

 

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.ml/post/19787296

Archive link: https://archive.ph/H0jBD

"As the ninth inning drew to a close at San Francisco’s Oracle Park on a recent afternoon, the mood in the stands was dour — the Giants were losing to the White Sox. But in the skies above the stadium, the real game was just getting started.

California and Western gulls glided overhead, scouting the bleachers for garlic fries and ketchup-smeared hot dog buns. The gulls soared steadily by the dozens as the bleachers emptied. Soon, the birds were left alone to engulf any leftover food they could find."

 

Archive link: https://archive.ph/H0jBD

"As the ninth inning drew to a close at San Francisco’s Oracle Park on a recent afternoon, the mood in the stands was dour — the Giants were losing to the White Sox. But in the skies above the stadium, the real game was just getting started.

California and Western gulls glided overhead, scouting the bleachers for garlic fries and ketchup-smeared hot dog buns. The gulls soared steadily by the dozens as the bleachers emptied. Soon, the birds were left alone to engulf any leftover food they could find."

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submitted 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) by fubarx@lemmy.ml to c/sanfrancisco@lemmy.world
 

Earlier today, at Oakland, CA charging station.

 

Not sure if true, but someone raised an issue when this was first announced. That you can no longer refuse to unlock your phone when stopped, since you'll have to unlock it to show your digital driver's license.

 

Samy Kamkar's latest at Defcon.

Archive link: https://archive.ph/UtTtp

 

Samy Kamkar's latest at Defcon.

Archive link: https://archive.ph/UtTtp

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