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Ohhhh… yech! I was looking at it with my phone screen dim - at full strength I see it now, think i was less disturbed when it was hair. Cheers!

Me too! I’m confused - what is it?

I’ve been thinking and nothing really comes to mind. Maybe a big bird is going to land on him… or he’ll be shat on by a bird. Hit by a bird, a large bird will pass overhead…

Did she tell him how to get to Sesame Street?!

I got nothin!!

Let’s Dan, you ain’t got no ears.

Oof 😕I know those feels. Soz dude. I bet you’re sexy as fuck in so many udder ways tho!

Hey, at least you’re not the cow in the hoist.

Oh my fucking, fuck. Despicable, disgusting, fucking inhumane… just an overwhelmingly morally bankrupt synaptic glitch for which the incepting brain should self-destruct by default. Any human who could seriously entertain this concept without physical recoil and abject horror, should be removed from any circumstances now, or in future, where they may have even a modicum of influence over the wellbeing, livelihood, education, security, or happiness of a fellow living being.

I thought the second example was “fear of Chinese communist parades” ?

I have a real chafe on my buzz about the (albeit disparaging) shortening of shit4brains name to a beloved Sesame Street character.

I feel like Elmo gave us, and in turn deserves - much better.

I had to do a double take. I thought your comment might have had an issue with keming…

Oh, a sailboat!