funkless

joined 2 years ago
[–] funkless@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

be me

live in suburban area of American major city

want to fight the government(?)

with a gun(?)

open front door

see woman walking her dog

take pot shots in the air

she runs away

freedom secured

mission successful go home everyone

[–] funkless@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

previous big Twitter user here, technically, as the replies are threaded, this would be under BoFA > Tweets and replies > the reply we see above > this tweet attached.

not literally "on their wall" but still findable without using a search function from the profile.

[–] funkless@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

my infitives split 😢

[–] funkless@lemmy.world 49 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I have this card.

I'm an immigrant to the US by way of marriage. When I moved here we opened an account at chase where my now wife banks - a joint for us both and one for me.

When faced with having three near identical blue cards I asked if there was any option other than blue

Imagine my face when I heard possibly the most American phrase I've ever heard: "You can have the brand colors, or Disney"

[–] funkless@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago

the other half of the United States

[–] funkless@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I've never played D&D ever but the only draw for me would be being a DM. maybe I just don't know enough about it.

[–] funkless@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago (6 children)

uk we say "cross legged" or "cross leggéd" if you're feeling Shakespearean

[–] funkless@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

I mean the other names make sense with additional context

Both Tit- and Cock- as prefixes used to mean small (no laughing in the back, please)

And Hoary means grey-haired or old-looking

edit as I had to look this one up: "Booby" is an ellision of "Bobo" - as in "No seas tan bobo" (Spanish) - meaning "silly, naive, dumb..." as they tend to be quite tame birds

[–] funkless@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

https://www.gunviolencearchive.org/last-72-hours

Usually about once in incident every 90 seconds. That's why we have to only talk about "mass" shootings, as if you count incidents with fewer than 3 victims it becomes unmanageable.

[–] funkless@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

2011

I remember this meme when it was still fresh.

[–] funkless@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

From writing a single song that 90% of people love and then immediately retiring

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