funwiththoughts

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"There's one for each male child", Tom said personally. (midwest.social)
"I think we should have more waterfowl", Tom said productively. in c/tomswifty@midwest.social
[–] funwiththoughts@midwest.social 3 points 3 months ago

Alternatively: "Sure, he's only an amateur -- but he still managed to dodge it", Tom said unproductively.

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"I think we should have more waterfowl", Tom said productively. (midwest.social)
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"I'm going to take a break from claiming souls for a while", Death said, repressed. (midwest.social)
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"Lacking", Tom said without meaning. (midwest.social)
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"That faint odour just came back", Tom said reminiscently. (midwest.social)
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"Trump needs a better running mate", Tom dispensed. (midwest.social)
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"We are not cousins", Tom said unrelatedly. (midwest.social)
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"It looks like you, and it does everything you do, and yet it isn't you", Tom said on reflection. (midwest.social)
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"Tom got here after the other two", Tom said in third-person. (midwest.social)
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"It's fair in this specific context", Tom said just in case. (midwest.social)
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"Well, Pumbaa, you should know that I've already bested your little friend at Battleship", Tom said sanctimoniously. (midwest.social)
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"Large semi-aquatic herbivores are vital to the health of the ecosystem", Tom said hypocritically. (midwest.social)
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