genuineparts

As an Austrian I completely agree with you... but at the same time a sad chuckle escaped my throat.

We all know they won't.

Taste like hurt,
talk like people.

I wish I could claim autorship, but it was originally from, I belive, a Tumblr post.

The Dildo of consequences rarely arrives lubed.

Same vibe as this picture:

Unbothered. Moisturized. Happy. In My Lane. Focused. Flourishing.

Apperantly Vatican is bigger than Vatican.

Doesn't flashing mean it's currently misfiring?
I agree that you need to pull over because you're gonna ruin your Catalysator ($$$) but the oil pressure light is definitively more scary as that means your engine will at the very least seize if there is no oil pressure.

Asexuals I presume

Sarch?

As we say here: "A bisserl schwund is imma." Translation: "There is always a little bit of loss."

Howdy my old chap.