I find my dog works well too, she's a great listener.
gnutrino
I dunno, I think a key part of stochastic terrorism is that the victim(s) are somewhat random too. You just rile up a bunch of hatred against a group and feign ignorance when members of that group start dying. Whereas, I don't think anyone would argue that Henry wasn't referring to Thomas Becket here, it was just a case of needlessly ambiguous terms being used.
I am in tears, while carrying you to your last resting place as much as I rejoiced when bringing you home with my own hands 15 years ago.
Brb, going to hug my dog
I am deeply, obsequiously sorry. I was aghast to realize I have overwritten all the data on your D: drive with the text of Harlan Ellison's 1967 short story I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream repeated over and over. I truly hope this whole episode doesn't put you off giving AI access to more important things in the future.
Or he's lying because he doesn't want to admit to having the cognitive issues he clearly has. Or possibly just because he's so used to lying at this point it's just automatic.
Either The Sailor's Hornpipe or Rule Britannia, depending on whether it's a merry-jig situation or a conquor-the-world situation (there's no middle ground with Britain).
A morphism in the category of sets? I dunno, I don't get invited to things
Read that as "drank from the horse" at first and was seriously concerned about what you were drinking...
It does say "see page 3" for the Cookie Monster thing
Sex jokes back front and center, it's also a dumb policy for fucking.
Add a war with The Netherlands to the list then